The Kitten Joins the Ranks
As you know, a Cat starts out as a kitten. This can be very deceiving because we all know that kittens can be cute, and for the most part are. I have no problem with this notion because God made everything, and he created the kitten to be something cute and cuddly.
But a Kitten grows older, and there is one night where it evolves and takes on the form of one of Satan's many disciples, the cat. You see, Satan's original animal of choice was the Snake, but God made that a useless form taking away its appendages making it utterly useless, so Satan found a new henchman, the cat.
Now you have probably all heard this ritual done. Its that one night, when you are sleeping in a sound slumber and you suddenly hear the most gut wrenching sound you have ever heard. It is whiny, it sounds painful, and it is frickin annoying. As you go out to check on your Kitten, who has grown a little more lanky since its days of frolicking through fields chasing butterflies, and the little rascal is now standing in a corner of the room staring at you, as if nothing were wrong. But something definitely happened. That sound was NOT caused by nothing, it was caused by a demon painfully crawling up the butt hole of that very cat and possessing its every move. Your once kitten has had its upgrade to cat, an officer of Lucifer's army...
But a Kitten grows older, and there is one night where it evolves and takes on the form of one of Satan's many disciples, the cat. You see, Satan's original animal of choice was the Snake, but God made that a useless form taking away its appendages making it utterly useless, so Satan found a new henchman, the cat.
Now you have probably all heard this ritual done. Its that one night, when you are sleeping in a sound slumber and you suddenly hear the most gut wrenching sound you have ever heard. It is whiny, it sounds painful, and it is frickin annoying. As you go out to check on your Kitten, who has grown a little more lanky since its days of frolicking through fields chasing butterflies, and the little rascal is now standing in a corner of the room staring at you, as if nothing were wrong. But something definitely happened. That sound was NOT caused by nothing, it was caused by a demon painfully crawling up the butt hole of that very cat and possessing its every move. Your once kitten has had its upgrade to cat, an officer of Lucifer's army...
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